I had this:

maruchan suspicious shrimp

which CLAIMS to contain shrimp. And I suppose it does, if this:

is what you think a shrimp looks like. I guess I shouldn’t complain considering the thing costs fifty cents but dang, might as well just leave them out. It’s not even really a shrimp, is it? I’m fairly sure that what I just ate was actually a styrofoam cup full of sea monkeys.

I change my desktop around all the time, usually about once per month. Here’s what I’ve got on there now: